My best Engrish for Chopping Block!

My wife picked up one of these at the dollar store: It says: USE WEARPROOF AND CORROSION- RESISTING PLASTIC.  MORE CLURABLE THAN THE WOOD ONES. MORE HARD AND USE MORE LONG. EASILY WASH AFTER USE. THE PRODUCTS WILL NOT BE WAR- PED FOREVER. Definitely a candidate for http://www.engrish.com