My best Engrish for Chopping Block!

My wife picked up one of these at the dollar store:
The products will not be warped forever.

The products will not be warped forever.

It says:

USE WEARPROOF AND CORROSION-
RESISTING PLASTIC.  MORE CLURABLE
THAN THE WOOD ONES.
MORE HARD AND USE MORE LONG.
EASILY WASH AFTER USE.
THE PRODUCTS WILL NOT BE WAR-
PED FOREVER.
  

Definitely a candidate for www.engrish.com

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